Look, I’m not 100% in love with Ron either, but the delusion is running strong with Commanders fans. We’ve seen this before fire Bill Callahan, fire Jay Gruden, fire Mike Shanahan, fire Jim Zorn, fire Joe Gibbs, fire, fire, fire…
You see what we need to do to win is fire our coach, that will fix it. We’re going to hire a GM, this mythical savant, who knows football, they’re going to come here, hire a great head coach, another mythical savant, and then life will be good again. Especially when this mythical savant hires a defensive coordinator, another mythical savant, and we will dominate the competition. Don’t forget an analytics guy, because everyone knows that nobody is better at coaching football than nerds. I mean Ron’s been here for four seasons now, and he hasn’t fixed anything, well except for having the highest winning percentage of any football coach since Joe Gibbs 16 years ago.
I can see the job listing now. Wanted awesome head coach to come to a franchise that fires coaches every four years, must love analytics and nerds, and be willing to put up with ownership scorching you on Twitter after every loss.
I’ve got a different idea, maybe we could admit that although we’re not happy with their current performance, Ron knows how to coach football, Jack Del Rio certainly knows how to coach defenses, and EB has been one of the premier offensive coordinators in the league. We have a good coaching staff, certainly more proven than any staff that’s going to be available this off-season and let’s give them some space to keep working.
